....Somewhere, in a stately manor tucked away in total seclusion, sits a group of wealthy (hey, I got nothin' against wealth--who doesn't want to be successful??) men and women with 'D's and 'R's after their names branding them with their respective political party. In public they are bitter enemies. They've just enjoyed a supremely delicious five course meal and have now retreated to the parlour for post-feast cocktails. How nice.
Meanwhile, in cyberspace, two average U.S. citizens are having a war of words on the comment board at the bottom of their political blog of choice: "Yeah, well you're a socialist douchebag!" says one. "Whatever, tea-bagger!" says the other. It goes on and on and and ON resulting in each person's opinion virtually unchanged and hours of precious life wasted. Hours they will be wishing they had one day many years from now.
Now-back to the hoity-toity cocktail party. (ting-ting-ting) A toast! Well ladies and gentlemen, job well done! Looks like we have successfully turned stranger against stranger and neighbor against neighbor. Fools...If they only knew how one-in-the-same we actually are."
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- I love shaving my legs every single day. Nothing short of being gravely ill or having an incredibly dull blade will keep me from my razor. But this isn't about me having a shaving addiction. I have a story to tell. An actual non-fiction story full of juicy little tid-bits. Problem: I haven't had an honest exercise in writing since my senior year of high school and that was only because my diploma depended on it. See, I wanted to jump straight into writing said story, but knew I lacked the creative writing skills required to climb such a mountain. My friend Amy is a talented writer so, I contacted her and asked what she thought about co-authoring a book with me. Rather than accept that, she instead suggested I just start writing and see where it took me and that I may very well surprise myself. What the hell was I going to write about? I was in the shower the next day (shaving my legs) and I was deep in random thought about something I found rather curious and silly. And then it hit me--THIS is what I can write about! These little thoughts. Thus 'Deep Thoughts Whilst Shaving My Legs' was born.
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